Exam fever seems to have settled on the school so as far as gossip goes there isn’t much but, not wanting to let our readers down your writers went to great lengths, searching out just what it is you want.
Slytherin House has been rocked by the departure of one of its seventh year students. Amber Elison has thrown in the towel on her studies giving up not only on her education but also, Timothy Morrigan. Being the hottest of the snakes it is wondered if the problem was that Tim really could not keep his secret parts to himself, concealed by his trousers. Or was the problem with Amber herself who much like a divining rod had special parts that gravitated to any and all females in the common room.
Another blow to the house of green comes in the form of their very own Poppy Burke. A girl who has been seen not only at The Fayre but around the castle with the much ridiculed Aiden Flynn. How long the ridicule will last is anyone’s guess since Aiden seems to be quickly working his way through girls so much out of his league.
Sadly, after last months revelation all professors seem to be keping to the very best of behaviour. Leaving us with only the identity of the new Headmaster to dwell on. Many rumours have been doing the rounds the most ridiculous of which is that The Minister himself will be stepping in to fill the gap - he will not. Stop saying it. It’s dumb.
Student of the month is Ravenclaw Hannah Graham who wrote at least double the word count for all essays completed in January.